I’m on a dating hiatus.
I’m so busy at work and at the end of the day I want nothing better than to go home, have a hot shower, put my feet up and watch telly. There is nothing else I want. Also, there’s my brother’s impending nuptials to help with.
I have never seen a pickier groom than he. I think he’s even pickier than the bride! 
Wonder if I’ll be as quiet as she is if I were the bride. Somehow, I doubt it.