In the lead up to Valentine’s Day I’ve seen people recommending gifts for both men and women with increasing humour. How many more people are going to suggest cupcakes and chocolate as Valentine’s Day gifts?
How many more corny gifts are we going to see until 14 February is over? The one thing I know women might appreciate instead is a diet pill that works or failing which, maybe a gym membership.
Why ply your man or woman with more food – chocolate, wine, cupcakes all add up and go to the waist making your lover an adorable but lumpy one.
I’m not surprised if visits to the dentist incease after valentine’s day. After all that surfeit of sugar, a dentist might just be the only man you want to see bwahahhahahaaaa