At the office yesterday, I got my finger stapled. Yeah I stapled my finger to the paper how clever eh? Makes me wonder if I can make a claim under the insurance 
Don’t these things come with a manual like most safety products or at the very least doesn’t our office have bloody first aid?!
Yeah apparently we do but stuff in there are so old its expired. I’m going to tell the boss about it on Monday. But wait Monday’s a holiday for me! yay! K had to help me get a tube of antiseptic from the pharmacy 2 doors down. Bummer!