Someone purporting to be a friend bought me lunch today. Thinking we hadn’t caught up in a while, I agreed. BIG MISTAKE!
What they were trying to do was to buy cheap insurance from them. Hello! I don’t see you in over 2 years and you pop up like a bad penny.
After one cheapy lunch, you try to make me spend money summore?! In these hard times?!
Hello you not my friend di! 