I spent the night at FB’s place. It was unintentional. We had a lot to drink last night and I couldn’t get home. I had to go to work today and did not want to go in my same clothes. The office would talk – I just know it!

But FB got me some women’s dresses to change into. Puzzled me – FB couldn’t possibly be wearing women’s dresses on the sly?! That was until he told me his sister left them behind and voila! we are more or less the same size. Lucky I had spare makeup in my bag. I always carry them with me.

You know, for emergencies such as this